1st Place Log in Where's the Humor in Alyria Contest- June 1st 2003 challenge sirmike Sirmike has declined your challenge. You tell Sirmike 'I have been given orders to kill you! LET ME FOLLOW THOSE ORDERS AND CHALLENGE ME!' Sirmike tells you 'by who?' You tell Sirmike 'Challenge me and find out' Sirmike tells you 'do u have a crystal heart pendant?' You tell Sirmike 'I have been given orders to kill you! I will give nothing to those i hunt' You tell Sirmike 'Even though i have 3' Sirmike tells you 'i'll challenge u and let u win for a crystal heart pendant' You tell Sirmike 'Let me win! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME! DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE A CHALLENGE. I HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO KILL YOU! THERE IS NO DEAL TO BE MADE!' Sirmike tells you 'k i will challenge u for a crystal heart pendant, deal?' You tell Sirmike 'Pitiful fool, are you as dumb as you are weak? There is no doubt a sorry weakling like you would lose. Perhaps if you beat me i would feel pity for being a slug as to lose to a fool as yourself and give you one.' Sirmike tells you 'ah well then no challenge to be made' You tell Sirmike 'Beware of PK' Sirmike tells you 'ya and i dont go there' Sirmike tells you 'crystal heart pendant for me to challenge you, and for me to die' You tell Sirmike 'Bah! I am losing IQ points talking to you!' Sirmike tells you 'iq points?' You tell Sirmike 'Dear god please tell me you know what IQ points are!?!' Sirmike tells you 'hell no, i am new to this [explitive deleted] game' 'Sirmike' has been added to your ignore list. |